What you learn and what I tell you is more up to you than it is to me.Īren't you excited about your adventure? About being unchained for the first time ever, and getting to explore this mysterious place, and meeting people and solving puzzles that will lead to the realization of who you were meant to be, and how you fit into this epic? You reveal certain things at the right time, depending on whether the hero has met certain requirements and is ready to learn those things. You don't just make some omniscient narrator inside a computer tell you everything all at once. JUST ALL THE THINGS THAT I NEED TO KNOW TO WIN THIS GAME. WITH THEIR UNPLEASANT NONSKELETAL SMOOSHY LIPS. OBVIOUSLY NOT THE BORING IRRELEVANT THINGS.ĭEFINITELY NOT THINGS LIKE. BY UTILIZING THE MOST POTENT WEAPON ANYONE COULD EVER HOPE TO ALLOCATE TO HIS SPECIBUS. I WILL ADDITIONALLY PROVIDE AN HONEST AND BRUTAL CRITIQUE OF THE EVENTS AND THE WAY THEY HAVE BEEN SHOWN. AND I WILL NOW RETELL IT ACCORDING TO MY UNDERSTANDING AND LEVEL OF INTEREST. WHILE TOTALLY UNIMPEDED BY THE GHOSTLY VOICE OF A SARCASTIC DOUCHE. HE IS NOW ABLE TO COMMANDEER THIS ENIGMATIC MEDIUM. "THE NARRATIVE".ĪND DUE TO HIS UNQUESTIONED SUPREMACY OVER A LOT OF THINGS. A PROPERTY OF HIS EXPERIENTIAL CONTINUUM WHICH I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE IS CALLED. ALLOWING HIM TO OFFICIALLY AND PERMANENTLY ASSUME CONTROL OF. INCLUDING ALL THE CONTRAPTIONS ON THIS PLANET. HAVING THIS BADGE MEANT THAT HE COULD AUTOMATICALLY UNLOCK. THAT WAS NOT A PITIFUL WASTE OF HIS TIME. THAT GRANTS YOU THE ABILITY TO HAVE NON AWKWARD PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS. WOW, IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE! THERE IS ANOTHER ONE. ONE OF THEM LETS YOU ACQUIRE OBJECTS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. AND HE COULD ALREADY TALK TO THEM REGARDLESS? SO. SINCE THERE IS NOBODY FOR HIM TO "TALK" TO EXCEPT FOR A RUDE CLOWN. GETTING NEW BADGES HELPS YOU UNDERSTAND STUPID THINGS LIKE THAT BETTER. WHICH DON'T SEEM TO HAVE LITERAL REALITY, BUT EXIST ANYWAY. WHICH ALSO MAY BE A THING THAT'S NOT LITERALLY REAL. HE GOT A NEW ACHIEVEMENT BADGE SEWN ON TO HIS KIDDIE CAMPER HANDYSASH. Uu: AND SO INEVITABILITY IS ALWAYS ON MY SIDE. Uu: REALITY ALREADY KNOWS I WILL PREVAIL. A LORD'S WORTHINESS IS AT NO POINT EVER IN DOUBT. Uu: AND WHILE MY TRIALS WILL BE SIMILARLY GRUELING. PROVING TO PARADOX SPACE THAT YOU EVEN DESERVE TO EXIST. Uu: AND SO YOUR TRIALS I BELIEVE MUST INCLUDE. Uu: WHEN WEAKNESS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. THAT WHAT IT TAKES FOR ME TO LEARN AND GROW STRONGER. Uu: BECAUSE I'M NOT THE IDIOT KID I USED TO BE. FEW COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MY SUFFERING. Uu: I HAVE PORED OVER EVERY NAUSEATING VERSE. TO RETRIEVE ALL OF HER TERRIBLE TEXTS ON THE SUBJECT OF THIS GAME. IN PROGRESSING THROUGH THIS DEAD SESSION. Uu: SINCE I HAVE HAD GREAT SUCCESS SO FAR. WITH HOW MUCH MY SISTER HARANGUED YOU ON THIS TEDIOUS SHIT. Uu: YOU'D THINK YOU WOULD ALL BE EXPERTS. Uu: DON'T YOU LOSERS DO ANY HOMEWORK ON THIS GAME. Uu: THAT WAS NOT A SHORT REMARK OF FRUSTRATION. Uu: MY CLASS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS.